Thursday, December 3, 2009

Let them eat cake.

Ahh, I shimmy with excitement when I think about fantastical themed parties. The latest and greatest idea is spawned from the audacity of Marie Antoinette.



She is the queen who lived like a rock star. Her involvement with rumours, scandals, fame and revolution make all the boys blush and all the girls fantasize. I mean, she put up with marrying a guy who didn't want to touch her. And as sweet as he was about it and how bizarre their relationship became, it would be enough to drive the least hormonal person absolutely insane. And this is why we love her. Her insanity shone through in her outrageous clothes and 'fabulous' appearance. But the most important thing. Her parties looked incredible.



The party that starts a revolution. This is what we must achieve.

We want the pearls, lace, feathers, blushed lips, hair-ups, corsets, all to the extreme. We want the food: white goodness coated cherries dangling from cherry blossom trees, savouries smothered in chocolate, stacks of berries in glass parafums, mohitos, pina coladas, champagne, all the glorious feminine class with a touch of the restless scruffnuts that we all really are inside. The plan is to also adorn an abode with fine linens and candlelight. The perfect setting for such Antoinette styled games and frivolity.

This is obviously an exclusive gathering to date. So if you are reading this, don't assume you're in. We will post details to the worthy in due time.

Love X

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Dear Mr Claus

Dear Santa,
I am pretty annoyed.
Actually quite pissed off.
I'm not even sure I can believe in you anymore.

As you know...I have REPEATEDLY asked for a pony
and every year I am repeatedly disappointed.
Surely it's a simple request for you? But there has been nothing! No reply, no hohoho, no communication that you have even received my lists.

Well i think that it is just plain...mean! and..and..you're fat too.
There i said it. Munch on that with your milk Santa.

M

P.S. I suppose this means no presents this year??